tvaros: i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
strawberry-taffy: strawberry-taffy: if kai ever gets a girlfriend i promise not to be jealous as long as the girl writes 27 page daily fanaccounts in MLA format describing how kai does the do
strawberry-taffy: jongene: strawberry-taffy: if kai ever gets a girlfriend i promise not to be jealous as long as the girl writes 27 page daily fanaccounts in MLA format describing how kai does the do double spaced 12 point font times new roman ok sure got it dont
shavingryansprivates: hannabarbarian: basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
oomshi: I just saw 3 girls walk by a water fountain, pull out their phone & scream “INSTAGRAM WORTHY”
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
i-o-u-an-assbutt: iamaproudsuperwholockian: counting-to-one-hundred: APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT Are we? yes we fucking are...
kmexoplanet: I just love how the exo fandom has turned exo’s comeback into a really complicated episode of blues clues.
theselener: theselener: theselener: what’s the richest kind of air billionaire i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
my parents: your teenage years are the best years of your life!
me: you mean it gets worse